Old comic strip I made
My cousin made this… and this actually happened in the grocery store a few years back.
How Four Dinners Can Ruin Your Cat
1.) Your cat knows that you’re Elrond, trying to live a normal life in the 21st century.
2.) Your cat tells you that you will never be the Dumpling King.
3.) Your cat glanced out the window.
4.) Starting to feel telescopic is a thing of the past.
5.) ZOMBIE FERRET! (see non-photoshopped photo for proof)
6.) “Subwalk: Safety on a Sub.”
7.) Your cat thinks “acre” is the cutest thing it’s ever heard.